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Sunday, May 7th, 2006
9:16 am
Criminalize illegal immigration!
For God's sakes, Dr. Sowell has an unassailable point-- Amnesty would not only make illegal immigrants citizens, but people "entitled" to preferential treatment above ordinary citizens. Under Affirmative Action laws, these formerly illegal immigrants would receive preferential treatment for government contracts, jobs, and college admissions, just to name a few. (http://www.townhall.com/opinion/columns/thomassowell/2006/04/19/194218.html). Could anything add more insult to injury?? But why shouldn't they have these benefits above most other citizens (including, of course, the many minorities that receive no benefits under affirmative action laws)? They've had a tough life flagrantly violating American immigration laws by illegally entering our country. Why should it be Americans' decision as to who we let into our country; why not let them make the decision? They've spoken--in the droves of immigrants illegally entering America that have drastically increased as news of possible amnesty laws has become widespread. They've spoken--in angry, bombastic, polarized marches--not letting it be known that they would like to trade in their illegal status for the privilege of becoming Americans or asking for that privilege--but demanding and threatening that they will force themselves on us, they are contemptuous of our country and they demand the right to benefit from our social services and public welfare systems without paying for them. As Sowell expresses, "These were not the speeches of people who wanted to join American society but people who wanted their own turf on American soil -- in disregard and defiance of what American citizens want."

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Friday, May 5th, 2006
7:08 am
Religious Right - Would you like $10,000?
I hereby offer the sum of $10,000.00 United States Dollars to the first person, and only the first person, who can offer proof of, at minimum, a substantial component of the "Intelligent Design" Theory (as it is currently conceived by its proponents) using the scientific method (as that term is commonly used to include scientific observation, etc.) to my satisfaction (admittedly, a highly subjective approach, but I will be fair). Have at it, Bible-Thumpers!
Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
4:31 pm
The Senate Circus - Satirizing Itself
In watching the Samuel Alito Senate Confirmation Hearings, I have never experienced such simultaneous feelings of entertainment and disgust. The confirmation hearings are being conducted in the most pitch-black humorist way, which I would enjoy but for the fact that there could not be a worse forum for conduct of this nature. The grandstanding, the overreaching, the unbelievable nitpicking, and the cheap shots at one's "friends on the other side of the aisle," have actually turned the Confirmation Hearings into a parody of itself. This is life imitating art. Can an entity, most astoundingly the "greatest deliberative body" in the world, satirize itself? I submit that it can.
Sunday, May 1st, 2005
5:22 am
White Middle-Aged Moms Use "Bling" Casually
http://www.blingitontv.com

--The surest sign a slang word is dead. Bling it on? It's already been blung.
Thursday, April 28th, 2005
2:58 am
Handwriting Analysis Results
******* The Analysis Starts Here *******



For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct Scrilla has left some white space on the left side of the paper. Scrilla fills up the rest of the page in a normal fashion moving the entire writing rightward as he moves down the page. If this is true, then Scrilla has a healthy relationship to the past and is ready to move on. The right side of the page represents the future and Scrilla is ready and willing to get started living now and planning for the future. Scrilla is leaving the past behind and moving on to what he perceives as an exciting and enticing future.



Scrilla has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.



Scrilla is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time.



Scrilla is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Scrilla basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.



In reference to Scrilla's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Scrilla slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Scrilla can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.



Scrilla will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want his opinion, don't ask for it!



Scrilla will demand respect and will expect others to treat him with honor and dignity. Scrilla believes in his ideas and will expect other people to also respect them. He has a lot of pride.




Scrilla is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes. Scrilla will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Scrilla an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other. When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Scrilla is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story. Scrilla is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue. [I disagree slightly with this paragraph.]



People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Scrilla doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.

--I did this to take a break from studying--what does that say about me?
Thursday, April 14th, 2005
9:12 pm
Coolest Law Firm Ever
I just finished an interview with the coolest law firm ever. Among the more memorable quotes include: "We kick ass and get our asses kicked." "The rule is to treat other attorneys as nicely as they treat you. If they fuck you over, you fuck them over." "If I have to show you something three times, you'd better be Helen Keller." And the best question: "If you had five minutes to live and you had to file a motion with the court in five minutes, would you file the motion or say goodbye to your friends and family?"

I really want to work for them this summer.
9:09 pm
Hot Girls International
If you are a big baller, sir, you should definitely attend the Big Baller (Thursday) Night at Hot Girls International. If you've straight stacked your pepper in the grind, it's time to unwind. All table dances are half-price until 9:00pm, enabling a big baller such as yourself to obtain a table dance from every working lady. Further, Hot Girls International is BYOB; therefore you need not concern yourself with the price of drinks as there are none available. Consequently, you are welcome to roll on into Hot Girls International with several bottles of chilled Cristal. You are hereby notified to come early before our establishment becomes crowded in order to let the girls give you their full, undivided attention.
Disclaimer: Hot Girls International makes no representations you will observe females exhibiting any or all of the following: "girls," "hot," or "international."

--Paraphrased (with artistic license) from a real ad on 97.9 The Boxx
Monday, March 28th, 2005
10:43 pm
Vote now
Those that know me know I'm not a mean person. But when this little beauty assaulted my senses from inside a rhinoplasty pop-up, I had to post it. If this charmer isn't a candidate for The Swan or perhaps every single one of the massive facial reconstructive reality shows, I don't know who is. In the spirit of shits and giggles, I'd like to ask the Live Journal community one question: Is this not the ugliest person you've ever seen? If your answer is "no," please post a picture of a more hideous beast. Thanks for participating. The results will be compiled and analyzed in an upcoming issue of Fugly Monthly.

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Sunday, July 25th, 2004
2:36 am
Back due to popular demand
Scrillitosis with the most dopest explosive Nacadoges to the Doges Palace with my perquisites perfunctory free of malice, psyilocibin psychosis like Alice to the chalice, submitting masterful phrases of sextuple entendres amazes in meiosis-like ways, bringing it together, hydrophilically like rain to the weather, sweatsocks n' cheap pleather, her name ain't Heather, Graham isn't better, damn I don't give a --- it's a shame that my verbal real estate, goes away the way of informed debate, ignore and placate, turning a blind eye to our side is your mistake, so outta time and space....(to be continued)...
Monday, May 17th, 2004
8:21 am
Woohah! I got you all in check!
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